why they annoy him

DXPP tell us he got annoyed by something leh. but hor, wtf cares right? BUT we, the great peng you of DXPP cares. And we shall explain why he so dulan about such.

Being served a meal, without fork, spoon or chopsticks

• You are expected to eat with your hands like the animal you are lor.

Liverpool FC – I mean wtf, Gerard?

• Seriously leh, commenting on soccer doesnt make you manly.

Being asked a rhetoric question (eg. Why is the Malaysian government so stupid?)

• But, you are Zeus leh!!

SMS’s on my phone

• If we dun SMS, we call and listen to your voice meh?

Assistants to lawyers who think they are big-shots

• You talking about cakie, right? hur? Hur?? HUR?!?? She come back 3 yrs later sue your ass then u know

Phone salesmen who call me while my mobile is on roaming because I’m travelling out of the country!

• You are easy target.

Microsoft Powerpoint & Excel

• Ok, we hate them too.

That bitch that keeps forgetting that I take my Bacardi and tonic with a slice of lemon. ONE SLICE OF LEMON, biatch!

• It’s called ‘a wedge of lemon’ lar. Say that with us, ‘aye wet-ge arf re-mon‘. geddit?

Motorola mobile phones. Those damned UI folk need to be replaced, pronto

• u got bored of the BrackBelly sex liao har?

because we care

sometimes, we see him so sad and lonely at Spitland. we gorge ourselves silly with local foodfare while singing praises of his goot deeds.

but now leh, he say we fuckers wanna kiap him left right centre and leave him there to die.

wah lao eh, no love lor like this.

but anywayly, now he recognises us and want to let ppl out there to know that he is:

1) delusional.

2) have fetishes of riding horses (no, the unihorn on the horse is something else lar!)

3) rubs himself at places with his BrackBelly (on turbo-vibrate mode)

4) go pubbing with Ah Fu PaPa (AFDPP)

5) too much liao la.

but so like this, we welcome you here loh. Readers of our goood fren, CowboyCaleb aka Da Xiong de Pa Pa.

DXPPDPY-05

plus hor,

why Yi An looks like DXPP? why har? why why why???

Got to buy a cake

So sian, got to go down to the mall just to get a cake for my brother’s birthday. I can not understand why must cut cake in order for it to qualify as one’s birthday. Things that the older generation believe that still baffles me till today. I hate eating birthday cakes with their overdose of cream.

Nah beh!

**EDIT**

Why the fuck the new naruto manga chapter haven come out yet. NAH BEH!

Macau bound

We are going to Macau!

FINALLY.
Work has been a bitch. It hasn’t sink in yet that I’m going to Macau tomorrow!

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

First Co-Writer reporting for Blog!

Er, testing.

Can you hear me?

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Somebody find a banner with a picture of Da Xiong de Pa Pa leh. Will be damn cool leh.

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